Too bad Watergate’s already taken: Marco Rubio may have delivered a bilingual response to President Obama’s State of the Union address last night, but unfortunately for the Florida Senator, his parched throat got the best of him.

On the bright side, Poland Springs has found itself with more product placement than money can buy.

(h/t to Joe Mande for the cringe-inducing supercut)

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    SO DUMB And Poland Spring is thanking him profusely.

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    LMFAO dumb.

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    Here in Miss’a’sipp’a, we call that a “skwig”

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    this makes me feel awkward.

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    Got that cotton mouth. lol

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    fucking hilarious.

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48. poetfire said: And Poland Springs is being sued for fraud.
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