Google’s new privacy policy, straight talk edition (Slacktory)

chels:

nickdouglas:

slacktory:

Google’s new privacy policy starts tomorrow. Miles Lothe translated the whole thing into bro-speak, so it’s just entertaining enough to actually read what Google’s about to do with all your information.

He also translated the new Google terms of service.

Gizmodo called Miles’s translations “actually quite the public service”.

This is informative and hilarious…

Warning! Some strong language at the link. We had to truncate chels’ excerpt for the same reason (family-friendly newspaper, etc.). But, overall, these straight-talk editions are great.

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    Very informative

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    That doesn’t sit right me with at all. Admire the balls though.

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    Google’s privacy policy

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